the first 14 minutes of the Bionic Woman have been posted online, click below to watch, but be warned, you will probably want to claw your eyes out, even if there are no bionic eyes with which to replace them. it is a pretty horrible 14 minutes.  i don’t know how hard you have to try to write something this terrible.  and it’s a real feat to get actors that are equally as terrible as the writing.  whoo-hoo!  the only bright spot seems to be Katee Sackhoff, but even that stuff is stiff and frustratingly stupid.

i promised myself i would sit through the hour long premiere…boy do i hate it when i promise myself stuff.  yuck.

http://video.aol.com/video/tv-bionic-woman-2-acts/1970902

check out the cast shot below, how do you make even a simple cast shot look lame? the show is called the bionic woman for chrissake…i mean you actually have to work hard to make that boring…congrats guys.

UPDATE:  looks like they have pulled the first 14 minutes of the net (could it be because it sucks?)…the link above no longer works and i can’t find a duplicate that is the same as the one i originally posted.  interestingly enough there was an older 4 minute trailer on youtube that had very similar scenes but with a different “sister character” (pictured above actually) who is deaf (like in the original Bionic Woman).  i think it’s a mistake that they changed this direction, at least it would have given something unique to the show.  also, it’s annoying that they went with the “cuter, slimer, bitchier and more annoying” actress that is also not deaf as the sister.  not that i’m shocked.  it sounds about par for the course.