#209 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

It’s sad but true.  Adam and I both sometimes like to sleep on our stomach with a knee cocked out from our body, which we cannot both do in a queen size bed, not unless we want to bang knees painfully…but in a KING size bed, anything is possible!  Don’t get me wrong, I love a good cuddle, but when it’s time to sleep, I want to believe I’m in that bed alone*…which is only possible in a king sized bed. 

*Unless of course I have a nightmare, and then I don’t want to be alone anymore…I know, I know, you can’t have it both ways…except you CAN when you have a KING sized bed.  Can anyone guess what I want for Christmas?  :)


  1. TK42ONE’s avatar

    SO TRUE! With a few minor changes, this is exactly how I feel. My wife tends to sleep on her side in a giant V shape. Which means her ass tends to be on my side of the bed (as well as her teddy bears – why a 32 year old mother of two needs to sleep with teddy bears, I have no idea). I sleep on my stomach (so as not to snore so loud the neighbors wake up) with my knee out hugging my pillow. Sometimes I’d kill for a King size bed. Sometimes I’d kill to have a couch comfortable enough to sleep on.

  2. 1979semifinalist’s avatar

    That makes me feel a little better – to not be alone in my non-romantic and way too practical desires. We do have a comfortable couch, which I’ve used occasionally, but Adam gets upset when I don’t sleep in the bedroom, so I rarely go there.

  3. treenieweenie’s avatar

    You are SO not alone on this. We’ve always had a king size bed for that very reason: I don’t like to be touched when I’m sleeping. I just don’t.

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