As I develop the pages for JILTED LEAGUE, I thought I’d give you all a chance to get to know the girls one at a time…so here’s a little bio for your introduction to Val Chase aka The Bitch.
Name: Valerie (Val) Chase
Weight: “Fuck Off”
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black
Astrological Sign: Cancer
Favorite Band: Rage Against The Machine
Favorite Song: How I Could Just Kill A Man (Rage Against The Machine)
Favorite Movie: 28 Days Later
Favorite TV Show: Law & Order (original version)
Favorite Color: Black, duh.
Loves: Not much
Hates: Almost everything
Voted Most Likely To: “Kick your ass for no good reason”
Nemesis: Vic The Virus, and pretty much anyone with a dick
Nicknames: Badass, Killer, Bitch (obvs)
Significant Other: None
Accomplishments: “I haven’t killed anyone…yet. Oh, and one awesome game of Men’s Varsity Football, my senior year. Yes, I’m aware it was almost ten years ago…you wanna make something of it?”
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