The Jilted League ~ meet Olympia Allen aka The Bimbo


Powers: Agility

Age: 28

Height: 5’8″

Weight: 153 lbs

Eye Color: Violet

Hair Color: Platinum Blonde

Astrological Sign: Sagittarius

Favorite Band/Artist: Prince

Favorite Song: Closer (NIN)

Favorite Movie: Pretty Woman

Favorite TV Show: Temptation Island

Favorite Color: Red

Loves: Men, women, lollipops, silk sheets, butterflies, flowers, hearts, angels, everything!

Hates: Underwear and mean people

Most Likely To: “BLOW you away”

Personal Quote: “Huh?”

Nemesis: “A man’s right hand”

Nicknames: The Body, Oly, Sure Thing, Lips, Blondie, Tits!

Significant Other: Too numerous to pin down

Accomplishments: US Chess Federation Champion, slept with George Clooney (he denies it)


  1. kfugrip’s avatar

    Nemisis: A man’s right hand.

    Very funny.

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