Best Thing I’ve Seen In Ages…


  1. Greg Burgas’s avatar

    Yay, it’s back! This was around 4-5 years ago or so, and then it disappeared from the Internets for some reason. I’m so happy it’s back, because you’re right – it’s ridiculously funny.

  2. 1979semifinalist’s avatar

    It’s funny you say that because I remember a few years back seeing this (or something similar) but it really did disappear. Was so excited to come across it again today. Freaking hilarious. I love the part where it just drops all pretense of song lyrics and talks about him putting a competitor’s wife’s hand in acid. Also the part about him fucking a bear. Also the part with him rescuing children, but not British ones, also…oh hell, I could go on all day!

  3. John’s avatar

    I found that about two years ago and showed it to everyone I know. It ran in my head for weeks. God I love it. Favorite line: “He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky…”

  4. ross’s avatar

    i remember this, haha. pretty funny. i actually think it kind of falls apart at the end where they start talking like you were saying, the hand in acid part and 30 dicks. totally loses me but the rest is great. i like the part with the deer and then Washington takes half the deer somehow.

  5. 1979semifinalist’s avatar

    @John: I can’t stop singing it. Every night when I go to bed I’m all “six foot eight, weights a fucking ton…”

    @ross: No! You’re so wrong! That last bit at the end is SOOO hilarious – especially in the voice. I agree the 30 dicks part doesn’t work so well, and the bit about dicks on his shoes. But the party and hand…priceless!

    The bit where there deer is magically torn in half is the best. Except for all the other “best” parts. :)

  6. Brendan T’s avatar

    The whole thing is just so perfect, even the 30 dicks part. Aside from being absolutely hilarious, it’s also a fantastic comment on how legends often grow beyond the point of being remotely reasonable, and change from telling to telling.

    They also did one on JFK which, while not quite as good, is still pretty good.

    Apparently there’s more I haven’t seen, as Youtube tells me. I must explore.

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