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WTF Is Up With Rogue’s Costume?!

September 18, 2009 in boobs, catwoman, comics, misogynistic bullshit, rogue, x-men | 14 comments

From X-men Legacy Annual #1 – which promises a BOLD NEW DIRECTION!

Bold new direction my ass.

Looks like the same old misogynistic bullshit to me.

I mean, SERIOUSLY? I am so tired of this shit.

Just because a girl got some control of her borderline deadly skin touch, does not mean she’s all, “OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL SERIOUSLY UNZIP MY NEW OUTFIT TO SOMEWHERE BELOW MY BOOBS…FOR THE ENTIRE ISSUE!”

C’mon people, it’s shit like this that makes me wonder why the hell I’m still bothering with superhero comics.

Also, as I’ve discussed before in my Catwoman post this outfit is like physically impossible. I know comics require a certain suspension of disbelief, but this is the kind of crap that just pushes me over the edge – that zipper would have to be governed by otherworldy forces or some kind of magic to stay in that position for one panel, let alone the whole issue. The pressure of those massive boobs on a zipper? Just going to unzip the whole damn thing. Which is maybe the point, which is even MORE annoying. Also, there’s a difference between an outfit designed a bit low cut or showing some cleav, and one that the character actively CHOOSES to wear ZIPPED DOWN TO THEIR STOMACH. C’MON!!!!

Hey comic book artists! These are the kind of things that make people think you’ve never touched (or even seen?) real boobs. Get a freaking clue.

This crap keeps setting us back. Marvel, please take a note, are you ready? UR DOING IT WRONG.

The Jilted League ~ meet Olympia Allen aka The Bimbo

December 16, 2008 in boobs, cartoons, entertainment, the jilted league | 2 comments

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Powers: Agility

Age: 28

Height: 5’8″

Weight: 153 lbs

Eye Color: Violet

Hair Color: Platinum Blonde

Astrological Sign: Sagittarius

Favorite Band/Artist: Prince

Favorite Song: Closer (NIN)

Favorite Movie: Pretty Woman

Favorite TV Show: Temptation Island

Favorite Color: Red

Loves: Men, women, lollipops, silk sheets, butterflies, flowers, hearts, angels, everything!

Hates: Underwear and mean people

Most Likely To: “BLOW you away”

Personal Quote: “Huh?”

Nemesis: “A man’s right hand”

Nicknames: The Body, Oly, Sure Thing, Lips, Blondie, Tits!

Significant Other: Too numerous to pin down

Accomplishments: US Chess Federation Champion, slept with George Clooney (he denies it)

#218 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics…NSFW?

October 14, 2008 in anna paquin, anna paquin boobs!, boobs, cartoons, comic of the day, comics, entertainment | 3 comments

Yes, thank YOU Anna Paquin. I had my biggest blog day ever thanks to you!

And by the way, I’d like to add, perhaps unnecessarily, that I commend Anna for showing her boobs. I’m not into the gratuitous nudity for no purpose but I actually find avoiding nudity for no purpose equally as annoying. These (boobs and other various body parts) are not precious perfect commodities to be sold to the highest bidders (Halle Berry, I’m speaking directly to you), they are just part of the human body, and if there’s a scene where it’s awkward and bizarre to hide them – you know – that scene where lovers suddenly cover up after the sex when it’s time to get a glass of water? – sure that’s how we all behave – personally, it completely takes me out of a scene when they throw in that awkward “cover up” moment because such and such actress doesn’t want to “give away the goods”.

Now, unfortunately we do see a disproportionate amount of lady parts to man parts and that should change…but that’s a whole other conversation, this is just to say not only “thank you” to Anna, but also, “You go girl. Your decision, as far as this viewer is concerned, was well-considered and appropriate for the show that you are currently on.”

Also, as a side note – you looked gorgeous.

#142 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics…NSFW?

May 16, 2008 in boobs, cartoons, comic of the day, comics | 8 comments

You know, I started to feel bad about panel four in the middle of drawing this comic, because maybe there are people out there with some horrible disease where they lose their toenails and now there is a revolutionary cosmetic procedure to replace lost real permanent toenails with fake permanent toenails. And then I remembered that I was trying to draw a humorous strip and so I said, “To hell with sensitivity! To hell I say!”

And so here we are.

Next week is going to be a new experiment on Rabid Lamb Comics in that I had this thing (really SOME things) happen to me on Wednesday that I want to draw a comic about, but it’s just too “epic” (not really) to fit into four panels. So next week I will be trying out a real honest to gods serial comic strip…meaning it will be “to be continued” onto as many strips as it takes to tell it. I think it will probably take the whole week to get it all out. Anyway, that is something to look forward to, or to dread, y’know depending on whether you’re a glass half full or half empty kinda person…

#137 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

May 9, 2008 in boobs, cartoons, comic of the day, comics | 11 comments

I know you’re going to have nightmares about “bunch boobs”…I know I will too. Don’t blame me, blame the idiots who don’t even know how to spell “nekid”…

Have a good weekend everyone. I have SO much to do this weekend, but it’s mostly stuff I love (except cleaning my apartment) so I’m hoping it will be a super productive weekend. I’ve looked at the upcoming list of “phrases people use to find my blog” and some of you are in for a treat. Good stuff coming up.

#126 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

April 17, 2008 in ass, boobs, boyfriends, cartoons, comic of the day, comics, entertainment | 5 comments

Well we’re drawing to the end of the stick figures (and terrible dark genital parts jokes)…which for some will be the sad end of an era and for others will be a welcome relief. We’ve got one more day of it, so for those in the former category, savor these last moments, and for those of you in the latter, hang in there for one more day. Goodness knows what might happen next week…could be anything…

#121 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

April 10, 2008 in awesomeness, boobs, boyfriends, cartoons, comic of the day, comics, craptastic, feminism | 12 comments

I’m thinking of moving over to this style, not because it’s easier and more fun (though it is) but simply because Adam and I both look nice and thin…

#120 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

April 9, 2008 in ass, boobs, boyfriends, cartoons, comic of the day, comics, craptastic | 10 comments

Yes, we’re back to this again.

I guess it’s good to know that if Adam decides to toss me, the blue collar workers of America will be waiting in the wings to scoop me up, but these encounters remain 10% flattering and bizarrely complimentary; 10% insulting to my inner (and outer?) feminist; and 80% creepy and uncomfortable…

#101 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

March 13, 2008 in ass, boobs, cartoons, comic of the day, comics, entertainment, kim kardashian, sexbots, whores | 6 comments

Seriously people? Seriously.

Although, given the sexbot queries I’ve had, perhaps Kim Kardashian’s EXACT body dimensions are a good thing to have on hand. Y’know, just at the ready, in case one should decide one weekend to build a sexbot after one finishes rebuilding the deck, or the kids swingsets, you never know…

#100 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

March 12, 2008 in boobs, breasts, cartoons, comic of the day, comics | 7 comments

Strip #100! Whooo! Time does fly.

As a sidenote, I cannot find a book called “How To Sleep Peacefully Without Love”, so that theory is shot.

I also didn’t get directed to my own site when I googled it so that’s good. However, when I googled it I did get a series of somewhat disturbing sites about some of the following: The Chillow Pillow; Willpower Plus +; Even Without Love, A Marriage Is Still A Marriage; and my personal favorite – “Is It Immoral To Have Sex With Your Partner While They Sleep?”…

I’m going to go out on a limb here for that last one and say, “Probably Yes.”

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