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That’s right, there’s your awesome (read: totally mediocre) punchline. :)

It’s true though, as much as I’m enjoying the Olympics and am shocked how into it I am, I also cannot wait for it to be over…it’s been rough for all of us on the East Coast…you West Coasters are getting it good – sometimes over here you have to stay up until like two freaking AM to find out end results of shit. I’m SO tired.

That said, when they’re gone I’ll completely and utterly miss them I’m sure.

Also, can I just say how awesome it is to have a boss that not only doesn’t get mad at your for maybe borderline nodding off at your desk, but who fully admits to having the same problem.  As I’ve said before, working where I work and for who I work for has spoiled me from ever having another “real job” again, I’ve pretty much got to make a go of this “writing thing” or I’ve got to kill myself or find a way to retire…overweight trophy wife anyone?

That’s right…I could have started an exercise regime that would have eventually led me to swimming in a pool, which eventually could lead me to being a great and powerful swimmer (unlike the out of shape normal swimmer that I am today), or I could just make some brownies. 

And now we all understand why I’m not an athelete.  I was always an atheletic kid, and I grew up around sports and probably had a ball in my hand way before I ever had a doll in my hand, but I just never had the drive back then to really become a true athelete, and probably can’t find the drive now…but I really AM inspiried watching these Olympic games and so maybe SOMETHING will rub off on me.

Yeah, I’m WAY into it. That swimming relay last night was absolutely unbelievable. I hate to admit that it was made even more sweet by the reports/rumors of the French team talking a lot of shit.

I’m not really a believer in talking shit (unless it is completely in jest for comedic effect). I come more from the “just do it, or just shut up” school of thought. Talking shit just makes you look like a moron when you can’t deliver, and man does it make losing even less fun.

I’m not the most patriotic of souls, especially these days, but watching those boys, especially Phelps (of course) celebrate their win was completely awe inspiring. I can’t imagine how amazing that must feel. This blog isn’t called “semi-finalist” for nothing…it’s hard to even be a finalist, let alone get the gold. Good for them.

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I don’t generally think of myself as lazy, I am and always have been a hard worker and in addition to working full time (usually 50+ hours a week) I obviously do this cartoon and blog, and write fiction.  I did actually finish a novel and am working on my second.  I submit (off and on) to literary magazines and agents, as is well documented here on this blog.  I’m very productive overall with my time.  HOWEVER, when it comes to things like forcing myself to workout or deal with unpleasant things like finances etc., I am terribly bad.  When I look at my life, productive or not in its own way, I sometimes feel super lazy, because the reality is that I have almost no commute time (I walk to work) and yet I still cannot manage to do a simple daily (or even semi daily) work out on equipment that is literally right in front of me in my apartment.  And don’t say going to the gym is easier than working out at home, I hate the gym.  I actually hate everything about the gym.  There’s not one redeeming thing in it for me, whether I’m in good shape or bad. 

On to more important and less self absorbed subjects…did everyone vote today?  Assuming of course you’re in a state that votes today as I am.  It was exciting to go in and have a say in this election…it’s been a long time since I’ve been able to care or had any hope for the future.  I was really torn between Clinton and Obama and literally did not make up my mind until standing there in that booth. 

As a sidenote, I’m pretty pissed at the city of New York, because today should be all about voting, but instead of voting there are tons of people lining up since about 3am for a ridiculous NY Giants parade.  Don’t get me wrong, I understand being a fan, I understand how excited everyone is about this huge victory, and I even understand wanting to go and show support and have a great time by going to a parade with a bunch of mutual fans to welcome back your team…but why does this parade HAVE to happen on voting tuesday.  I think this sends a horrible message.  Even if the people who go to a NY Giants parade would not be the people who vote anyway, or the people who go to the parade and want to vote will still make the effort to do so, I just think it sends the wrong message.  “Hey, why care about your rights and how this country is run…when you can yell and scream at a parade, for a team that really, has nothing whatsoever to do with you?”  That’s right…you go stand at your parade…like sheep.  Don’t worry about anything else, just paint up your face and scream from the sidelines, while all your political decisions get made for you…

It makes me very sad. 

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Adam and I often talk about the Universe being constructed in our minds because of crazy things that happen.  We’re not rich, or famous, or particularly lucky though, so we must just be arrogant and creative…but as stated, the Universe generally seeks to take control back immediately after I make such bold statements…

Everyone have a good weekend?  Are you very very happy or very very sad about that crazy Superbowl win/loss.  It was a pretty boring game for a while there, but it did pick up.  I was reading Planetary (an amazing comic book) for most of the game so I suspect I missed quite a bit, but I didn’t see any commercials that really impressed…anyone?

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Can you feel the sarcasm?  Oh, yeah…