As I develop the pages for JILTED LEAGUE, I thought I’d give you all a chance to get to know the girls one at a time…so here’s a little bio for your introduction to Val Chase aka The Bitch. 

Name:  Valerie (Val) Chase

Age: 27

Height:  6’0″

Weight:  “Fuck Off”

Eye Color:  Blue

Hair Color:  Black

Astrological Sign:  Cancer

Favorite Band:  Rage Against The Machine

Favorite Song:  How I Could Just Kill A Man (Rage Against The Machine)

Favorite Movie: 28 Days Later

Favorite TV Show:  Law & Order (original version)

Favorite Color:  Black, duh.

Loves:  Not much

Hates:  Almost everything

Voted Most Likely To:  “Kick your ass for no good reason”

Nemesis:  Vic The Virus, and pretty much anyone with a dick

Nicknames:  Badass, Killer, Bitch (obvs)

Significant Other:  None

Accomplishments:  “I haven’t killed anyone…yet.  Oh, and one awesome game of Men’s Varsity Football, my senior year.  Yes, I’m aware it was almost ten years ago…you wanna make something of it?”