There are few things I love more on earth than a good sandwich, especially when someone will make it for me. But as I’m unemployed, I make a lot of my own sandwiches these days and I’m shocked by the next level you can achieve with your sandwich with simply a kaiser roll and shredded lettuce.
Anyone else? What do you use to take your sandwich to the next level?
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Mayo or some sort of moist maker. While I prefer not to have an extra slice of bread soaked in gravy, I can’t eat dry bread. In fact, I MUST have something on the bread in order for me to eat it. Mayo, mustard, ketchup, butter, something. Anything. Dry bread sucks.
So, assuming the sandwich is “moist” enough, my next thing would be bacon. I’m a bacon fiend. That commercial with the dog begging for Beggin’ Strips? That would be me if I were a dog.
After that, maybe cheese or some special sauce or something. I don’t know. Lettuce is nice. Kaiser rolls are okay, but when I used to make them the damn things would always split up. Guess I always pressed too hard on the star-thingy.
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I take my sandwich to the next level by getting it from Katz’s Deli on Houston and Ludow streets.
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Sometimes a pickle really raises the sammich level for me.
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Shredded lettuce is the best! Adding Italian dressing takes it to the next level for me (oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, oregano). mmm…on a nice piece of baguette. Yum.
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oh, and i’m glad the comic is back!
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TK42ONE: A dressing (or “moist maker”) cannot take anything to the next level, because it’s MANDATORY! I think there’s something wrong with someone who doesn’t need some kind of dressing on their sandwich (Adam is included on this, because I saw him eat a hamburger without any dressing last week and it totally freaked me out). WEIRD!
For me, the best dressing is the perfect mixture of mayo and yellow mustard. mmmm. So good.
Adam: Katz’s is great, but you know I’ll take my beloved Bay Cities any day over Katz’s. I sometimes dream of Bay Cities (it’s in LA for the uninitiated).
Paul: Now you’re talking. A man after my own heart. Also, look how clever you are there…referencing other comics. Gold star for you Paul
k: It is, right?! YOU my dear, would love Bay Cities (in LA) they’re an Italian Deli and have a fabulous oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, oregano combo – the best! You and I are officially going there together…at some point in the very distant future.
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