What are people thinking?! Crazy stuff.
Project Runway last night…I’m not surprised…were you?
I had this whole rant I wanted to do about The Millionaire Matchmaker (yes, I’ve seen enough episdoes that I have to admit I “watch” the show – but since I watch it largely for comedic value does that make it slightly less disturbing? I think so) anyway, on the finale of Matchmaker this past week, a millionaire (and a good catch of one too – attractive, 6’4, well spoken, educated, not creepy, and well…a MILLIONAIRE) proposed to his date on their first date. And crazier news, the bitch said yes! WHAT?!?!?!?! What world am I living in?
They had known each other for less than 24 hours and spent less than six hours together. INSANE. But it made me think a little bit about the rush that everyone seems to be in to get married, well okay, it didn’t make me want to think about it, it made me want to rant about it angrily on my blog. So here we are.
What is the freaking rush people? How can you possibly know someone can be a good partner for you in six months…even a year is pushing it if you ask me. Nine times out of ten I’d say proposing before you’ve known each other for a year is insane (there are exceptions – Jessica if you’re reading I probably mean you ;). know there is, especially on a woman’s side of things, a rush if you’re in your thirties and want to have children, but you know what – rushing into the wrong relationship, or even one that seems good but hasn’t had the chance to develop yet because you haven’t even been with that person for an entire year (!) is crazy…sure you might get your kid(s) by the time you’re 36 or 38 or 40 or whatever your magic number for that is, but maybe you’ll be in a crappy marriage too…or divorced…or I don’t know, what’s worse than a crappy marriage?
It’s just silly.
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Okay, I think you win the award for “craziest searches leading to your blog.” And now that I have a picture of a lesbian’s sweaty balls, I’ll be leaving.
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I still don’t know how “Don’t Like Penises” relates to anything on your blog.
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TK42ONE: Yeah, and there’s still more coming…though you’ve definitely seen some of the best.
I’m not sure how you managed to picture lesbian sweaty balls…that’s quite a feat…
Adam: It doesn’t relate anymore than Lesbian Pee does. Or Brad Hunt Porn. I have no idea why but these freaks keep finding me anyway. Eh, at least they’re hits…
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I agree about the marriage comments. That’s why I waited 13 years!
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Poems about balls rock. Marriage sucks.
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…and I hope that drawing is not based on Adam’s penis. Ew…
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