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Yeah, I am definitely feeling on the precipice of a great and powerful I don’t know what…is it on the precipice of greatness, or ultimate failure, or destiny, or just the precipice of unemployment…I guess only time will tell…let’s all pull for “greatness” shall we?

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That’s right folks, I’ve joined the masses on the bread line. 

Well, not quite yet.  I’ve got a few more weeks to close out my projects and train the part timer that will be ‘stopping the gap’ and also as I attempt to educate everyone on everything I have been doing for the last four years…basically downloading four years of awesome knowledge into a binder and few weeks of conversations and training. 

I am getting a fair (ish) severence package, which is why I’m not quite clawing at the ceiling and ranting about the ridiculousness of a company that lets good people go.  I just fundamentally disagree with them in theory I guess, without judgement, I feel you just don’t let dedicated good people go, even if someone shuffling paper somewhere thinks you make too much money (here’s a hint – figure out a person’s pay based on actual hours worked and you’ll often find they’re quite a deal compared to the average clock puncher…or here’s another one – in my case – divide my salary by three – since that is how many people’s jobs I’ve been doing for the last nine months) – well I guess I did have to rant a little bit.  Sorry.  

It is comforting to know that the people who actually work with me and that I work for are devastated (okay, maybe just sad, details shmetails) to see me go, and don’t think it’s the best move for the long term, even if it helps alleviate current financial burden.  That helps.  But I’ve never been laid off from a job.  I’ve never left a job when it wasn’t 100% my decision and this is hard.  It’s especially hard in these economic times, when I know many many talented and amazing people that are out of work and not by choice.  It also makes it hard to have faith in the whole ‘universe closes a door, but opens a window’ philosophy that I’m so fond of – basically I see no windows opening. 

I’ve got some time though. And I’ve decided to take some of that time and rather than just seeking out another executive assistant or office management position that will make me want to slit my wrists, to actually give what I’m good at a try.  So I’ve got a small window of time to push as hard as I can on that stuff, and we’ll see what happens…maybe the world is ready to give me a break, since I’m ready to actually try.  We’ll see.  The good news for you devoted readers is that the blog is likely to get pretty active again…lots of stuff coming soon.

And if any of you hear about any positions in which people want to pay obscene amounts of money for someone with a little bit of talent…feel free to let me know.

Update:  We can update my cartoon to show one less tic mark in the “laid off” category as my brother has just gotten hired at a great firm.  Maybe it’s the beginning of the end of this mess already?  We can only hope.  Congratulations Scott…I hope we’re all right behind you.

I f’ing hate it when men sabotage and disrespect women, particularly when they do it because of the way women look (too fat, too thin, too short, too tall, not pretty, blah blah blah) and it’s even more annoying when the men themselves actually look like ass (which happens A LOT), but reading this interview with Carol Lay reminds me why I hate it even more when we women do it to each other. 

I don’t know where Carol Lay gets off.  I really don’t.  We don’t need more hate and bad body dynamics…there is plenty in the world already.  The reviews on Amazon for her book so far are through the roof (5 stars across the board), but I just keep reminding myself that these are the people who obviously read diet books pretty frequently…and so I don’t really trust them to start with.  I’m happy for Carol Lay that she’s thin now and that it’s solved all her problems, but I really don’t need her preaching to me (or the rest of world) which is what this interview sounds like to me.

Carol Lay, if you’re listening (reading), go to this site and read as much as you can:  Kate Harding’s Shapely Prose.  Get back to me when you’ve learned something.  Ridiculous.

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Calling all Bat fans, Project: Rooftop has announced its latest contest, and it’s a good one…design the new Batman…Batman 2.0 if you will, for his most likely successor, Dick Grayson (aka Robin, aka Nightwing) after Bruce Wayne’s untimely (and lets hope non-permanent) recent demise.

Ready…steady…GO!

I am terrible at, and do not enjoy drawing men (even awesome Batmen) so I may have to not participate this time yet again, but I’ll definitely do some sketches and give it a try.  If anything remotely interesting comes out of it I’ll post…promise.

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Daisy Davenport aka The Blonde

Powers:  None.  Paralyzed from the waist down.

Age: 23

Height: 5’6″

Weight: 131 lbs (not including chair)

Eye Color: Green

Hair Color: Blonde

Astrological Sign: Gemini

Favorite Band/Artist:  Daft Punk

Favorite Song: Technologic (Daft Punk)

Favorite Movie: The Usual Suspects

Favorite TV Show: Project Runway

Loves: Herself, surfer boys, dancing, the beach, surfing, money, cars, diamonds,…herself

Hates: Everyone but herself

Most Likely To: “Dump your ass”

Personal Quote: “Get away from me you sheep”

Nemesis: Stairs

Nicknames: Beauty, Blondie, Bitch

Significant Other: No comment

Accomplishments: Student Body President, Swim Team Captain,  Alpha Delta Pi Chapter President.

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Powers: Agility

Age: 28

Height: 5’8″

Weight: 153 lbs

Eye Color: Violet

Hair Color: Platinum Blonde

Astrological Sign: Sagittarius

Favorite Band/Artist: Prince

Favorite Song: Closer (NIN)

Favorite Movie: Pretty Woman

Favorite TV Show: Temptation Island

Favorite Color: Red

Loves: Men, women, lollipops, silk sheets, butterflies, flowers, hearts, angels, everything!

Hates: Underwear and mean people

Most Likely To: “BLOW you away”

Personal Quote: “Huh?”

Nemesis: “A man’s right hand”

Nicknames: The Body, Oly, Sure Thing, Lips, Blondie, Tits!

Significant Other: Too numerous to pin down

Accomplishments: US Chess Federation Champion, slept with George Clooney (he denies it)

 

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Power:  Flight

Age:  17

Height:  5’2″

Weight:  117 lbs.

Eye Color:  Black

Hair Color:  Auburn

Astrological Sign:  Taurus

Favorite Band:  Justice

Favorite Song: D.A.N.C.E.

Favorite Movie:  The Shawshank Redemption

Favorite TV Show: The Venture Brothers

Favorite Color:  Green

Loves:  books, libraries, the internet, the environment, physics, chess, old movies…

Hates:  nuns, religion, and republicans

Most Likely To:  “Run the world from behind the scenes”

Nemesis:  Mary Elizabeth (a fellow schoolmate)

Nicknames:  Brainiac, “HEAD!”, Genius, Velma

Significant Other:  “No comment”

Accomplishments:  Newspaper Editor, Yearbook Editor, FBLA President, Student Body President, Physics Club, Math Club, Spanish Club, French Club, BBLOS Founder (Bring Back Latin To Our Schools)…too many to name.

As I develop the pages for JILTED LEAGUE, I thought I’d give you all a chance to get to know the girls one at a time…so here’s a little bio for your introduction to Val Chase aka The Bitch. 

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Name:  Valerie (Val) Chase

Age: 27

Height:  6’0″

Weight:  “Fuck Off”

Eye Color:  Blue

Hair Color:  Black

Astrological Sign:  Cancer

Favorite Band:  Rage Against The Machine

Favorite Song:  How I Could Just Kill A Man (Rage Against The Machine)

Favorite Movie: 28 Days Later

Favorite TV Show:  Law & Order (original version)

Favorite Color:  Black, duh.

Loves:  Not much

Hates:  Almost everything

Voted Most Likely To:  “Kick your ass for no good reason”

Nemesis:  Vic The Virus, and pretty much anyone with a dick

Nicknames:  Badass, Killer, Bitch (obvs)

Significant Other:  None

Accomplishments:  “I haven’t killed anyone…yet.  Oh, and one awesome game of Men’s Varsity Football, my senior year.  Yes, I’m aware it was almost ten years ago…you wanna make something of it?”

So I promise I’m off working hard dear readers, it just takes time to put together something fantastically new (or in this case, ten years old but never fully tried…!).  Anyway, behold!  Some new teaser images for THE JILTED LEAGUE…coming soon to this blog…world domination next!

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This is a major villain our heroes will face…The Supermodel.  The Supermodel’s sidekick is “Regular Model”…trust me, it’s hilarious.

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In honor of the new BOND coming out this week, I thought I’d post a sketch I did for a future issue in which 007 calls in sick and Brain is tapped as his temporary replacement…her code name?  00Pi.

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This one gives you an idea of the girls’ “special” relationship.

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And this one I just like.  Maybe if you’re all very good I’ll do some COLOR images for next time.  I know, I know, COLOR…heaven forbid.  Stay tuned!  And a special shout out to Anna Paquin and Mila Kunis who have almost single handedly kept this blog in awesome daily hit numbers.  Thanks girls – I owe you one.

I’ve raved about JEFFREY BROWN on this site many times before as he is one of my all time favorite artist/writers…and I thought he was a great counterpoint this week for Artist of the Week to last week’s pick of JAMES JEAN. 

Brown and Jean really could not be more different, and yet their works are singularly powerful, emotional, and beautiful.  As a fan of clean lines and beautifully organized postive and negative spaces that artists such as JAMES JEAN and ADRIAN TOMINE and even ADAM HUGHES so excel at, I would never have thought years ago, before I discovered JEFFREY BROWN that I could fall in love with such a messy, sketchy, non-precise style.  But from the first pages of Brown’s UNLIKELY, I was absolutely in love.  I think the secret for me in what works in Brown’s style is the combination of story and art…the art on its own is easy to dismiss if you aren’t drawn to his style naturally, but combined with his poignant stories about love and loss and all the dimensions inbetween, it’s impossible not to appreciate the rawness of his style.  In simple black and white lines (and with not a ruler in sight) JEFFREY BROWN conveys more emotion in a single panel than most artist can manage in an entire book.  It’s a beautiful sight to behold, and I just never get sick of it. 

Discovering JEFFREY BROWN was one of those transformative moments for me as an artist, as a writer, as a reader, and even just as a person.  My whole world opened up to something I hadn’t even known existed.  It’s an amazing thing to just go to the comic book store one day and have an entire world open up to you in the pages of a simple book…it’s the kind of moment that doesn’t just come around every day and so when it does, you really must treasure it… 

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