“brett ratner hack”

i’m happy to report that someone found this blog with the search terms “BRETT RATNER HACK” (and all in caps).  it’s good to know that other people have put these words together and are actively seeking out further information.  go world!

here is a quick list of Ratner’s unforgivable directing sins against the people of the world (and is it any coincidence his last name has the word RAT in it?  i think not:

Rush Hour, The Family Man, Rush Hour 2, Red Dragon, X-Men: The Last Stand (for this i could kill the man); and let’s not forget Rush Hour 3 (whoo-hooo!). 

i mean are you kidding me?  how is it this guy gets hired for anything?  this is your list of credits?  i gracefully left off Money Talks and After the Sunset as i have not seen enough of either to judge – but i’m confident they suck as well.  how does one even go about destorying franchises already so carefully built?  well okay, only one franchise, but whatever. 

sidenote:  as karmic payback for my HACK posts, when my book is no doubt optioned by hollywood someday (blessing or curse?) i’m sure Brett Ratner will direct my precious baby into Rush Hour 3 ridiculousness…oy.

2 comments

  1. Paul’s avatar

    X-Men and X2, while not perfect, did a lot of things right and were acceptable in my eyes, the eyes of a boy who grew up wanting to have mutant powers and so forth. X-men: The Last Stand raped me wrong and for two hours and some minutes. Brett Ranter IS a hack. HACK!

  2. 1979semifinalist’s avatar

    i couldn’t have said it better myself.

    i think X-Men and X2 are actually great examples of comic books turned into movies…just the right balance of things. and i love them.

    X-Men The Last Stand is an abberation that should be burned…like all copies in the world, including the original print should be burned, destroyed, and buried.

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