I’m really enjoying this whole “phrases people have used to find my blog” bit, I wish I could just keep it up indefinitely, but it’s got to end…we’ve got one or two more coming, and don’t forget about Adam’s beautiful guest strip premiering on Friday.
Update: The more I think about this, the more the “free sexbot” thing is funny. Because it’s not just that someone was looking for a sexbot, which doesn’t REALLY exist…I mean we’re getting there, but you know, you don’t just like pick one up in Best Buy for a couple hundred bucks…but he (yes, I’m assuming he) was looking for a FREE sexbot. Like there are people all over the city going, “Hey, you know what I’m really sick of? My sexbot. I wonder if I can off load it onto somebody…Hmmm.”
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ARE YOU SELLING YOUR SEXBOT?
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Drew: Yes, in fact I am. No questions asked, but none answered either. Basically, you’re not going to know where she’s been…
Sidenote: Welcome to commenting! So glad to see you here…!
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That sexbot used to give me the evil eye until I f*cked it in the skull. Bitch.
Also, funny ass strip. I forgot how funny this one was.
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I am willing to pay 107 Shrute bucks for that sexbot! Please, oh please sell it to me!
You get some strange blog searches though. I don’t get any celebrity hunters…
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Best one yet.
And if it’s any consolation, I search “Glenn Close Getting Fucked” all the time, and your site has never come up once.
And I’m gonna go on record right now and call Adam getting in trouble for claiming to have skull-fucked the sexbot.
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Oh, Adam! Skull-fucking is cute! 😛
See how bad that word is now, heh?
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I really want to meet the guy (girl?) who typed “Glenn Close Getting Fucked” into a search engine. I want to know what that is about.
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hahahaa… could have been Lars
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…who was talking about Glenn Close getting sexed up? Did I miss that conversation? Is it Post #97 yet? What day is this? Where am I? Is Adam talking “skull-fucking” again? Is this 1999?
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Paul: Shrute bucks? Awesome reference, and SOLD!
jamminjabber: Thanks. And you’re right Adam, he is of course in a bit of trouble, less for his comment than for the fact that he has been skull fucking the sexbot to teach her a lesson. That is also the reason we’re selling her…
Paul: Still not so bad…but I don’t know that I’d apply it here…perhaps you just don’t know how to use the C word? 😉
Adam: You’re still in trouble. Stop commenting.
filarial: thanks!
kevin: Just hold on for Friday…you can make it…although it seems like maybe you should lie down until then.
Sidenote: I totally wish it was 1999…mostly so I could party like it is…but also just cause I’m getting old and I’m grouchy about it…
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