April 2009

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Sonofabitch part deux.

That’s right folks.  More goddman rejections.  At least they’re coming through fast so I can get back to revise and resubmit.  Of course, since I’m about to engage in Query Letter Hell, it’s a bit harder on the ego to get short fiction rejections.  Let me just show you how that looks:

“Oh woe is me…if nobody even wants my short fiction who the hell is going to want my giant possibly too long novel?!  Oh. My. Gods.  Someone bring me razor blades!”

Yeah, it’ll look something like that.

For those of you keeping score (you sadists):

Phase III Rejection Stats:  3 of 9 rejected.  6 still out there.

At least five newish stories are still cooking in the old brain…hoping to be born onto paper (or at least finished).  I came up with a brilliant idea the other night that I totally stole from something Tina Fey said (not to me obviously…well, maybe she said it to me through the TV…).  Anyway, even Adam wants to steal it, that’s how good it is.  Now to get it down…no problem.  Yeah right.

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Thank the gods.  The novel is finally done.

I do have do a final edit and proofread tomorrow but the novel is officially done.  It’s clocking in at a massive 440 pages (119,743 words).  I’m hoping to cut that down a little bit tomorrow, getting it closer to 400 pages, but done is done is done.  Right?

It goes on Monday to my writing group and an agent that has been waiting for it for months (and by waiting for it I mean he probably has forgotten all about it – but technically I have an email telling me to send it on through when it’s done – so I’ll be sending it).

Monday will be Adam’s and my “big day of celebration that we cannot afford” which will include at least the following things:  An afternoon showing of Duplicity in our neighborhood theater (movies on a weekday!  this is what unemployment should be about!).  Dinner out (probably at a seafood restaurant we like on the West Side).  And when we come home we’ll probably watch another movie and just hang out while I drink an entire bottle of champagne, already purchased and chilling in the fridge for the last two months waiting for me to hurry up and finish.

I also already placed an order on Amazon for a few things I’ve desperately wanted but told myself I wouldn’t buy until I finished.  I bought them about thirty minutes after declaring it complete :)

Tuesday a small selection of queries (six maybe?) will go out to agents.

And on Wednesday, glorious Wednesday I’ll move on to new projects, which include posting good posts more frequently, working on Jilted League, building my website, drawing some sample Shiksa pages, and hopefully finding a super talented artist to work on another graphic novel project I have up my sleeve – I’ve actually already found the artist I want for this  – but she’s playing hard to get – read: not returning my email :(

Man it feels good to move on to something new.  I just wish I’d managed it before it turned 85 degrees outside.  I hate New York in the summer…and that’s not supposed to mean late April, but apparently this year, it does.

UPDATE:  It took an extra day, but the final revisions are done.  I wasn’t able to cut as much as I wanted, but font changes alone saved me 50 pages.  Final draft is 388 pages (approximately 118,000 words).

Yay! What do we think?  Anyone?  Anyone?

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Sonofabitch.

Another rejection.  I shouldn’t be surprised as this was for a highly competitive contest with significant prize money ($3k for first place).  Yet I find myself bummed and pissed regardless.  I’ve got another good place to send this particular story though, so it’s good to know it’s free to go out into the world and try again.

Updated Stats: 2 of 8 rejected, 6 still out there.

UPDATE: Ha! Eat that rejection, I’ve moved on from sadness over rejection and within 30 minutes resubmitted this piece elsewhere.  HA!  Updated UPDATED Stats:  2 of 9 rejected, 7 still out there.

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Whether you’re a PC or a Mac you’re just going to have to appreciate this tale of customer service.

I recently ordered a product from Mac, it was a software update.  I ordered it on April 6th.  It shipped to me on April 7th.  I have still yet to receive it – more likely due to the fact that I live in New York City and my mailman is a complete jackass than anything Mac has done wrong.  Regardless though,  I called up Mac today and explained the problem to see if there was anything they could do – adding that though my tracking information shows that Mac shipped it on April 7th, it is still showing “scheduled to be delivered April 14th” (while it is in fact April 22nd).

Without another word, my rep (Christian) had another software update sent to me at no charge via overnight Fed Ex and which I should receive in the next day or two.

The call was quick and painless, I was on hold for less than two minutes, my representative spoke perfect flawless English, and even though the problem is not likely on the side of Mac (or mine) they have corrected the problem and made me one very happy customer.

I have to say, I can’t remember when I have ever had customer service this excellent.  Even when the end result has been satisfactory (i.e. you get your refund, or product, or problem solved etc.) the process is usually frustrating and long and drawn out.

So, since I mostly feel like I have to rant and rave and complain about the world on this blog – today I was handed excellent customer service and I think they at least deserve to be recognized  – if only via my tiny inconsequential blog.  So – “Thanks Mac!”

If I had a job I’d go out and buy something new from Mac just to show my appreciation.  Unfortunately it will have to wait until the cash flows more freely into my pockets.  :)

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Eleanor Bluestein, the author of Tea and Other Ayama Na Tales, was kind enough to take some time out of her busy interview and PR schedule for her book tour to answer some questions.  If you missed my review of Ms. Bluestein’s novel last week you can find it here.

Also, the winner of Wednesday’s contest is Kim V. – proud recipient of a free copy of Tea and Other Ayama Na Tales, courtesy of Ms. Bluestein and TLC Book Tours.

1979 SEMIFINALIST: Welcome Ms. Bluestein – thank you for taking the time to speak with me here on 1979 Semi-Finalist.

ELEANOR: Thank you for having me Kelly.

1979 SEMIFINALIST: While creating fictional countries, languages, and worlds are quite common in science fiction and fantasy short fiction, it tends to be more rare in traditional literary short fiction – what inspired you to create the fictional universe of Ayama Na where all the stories in Tea and Other Ayama Na Tales takes place?

ELEANOR: Some years ago I wrote a novel set in a futuristic world. It was never published, but an imagined universe isn’t unprecedented for me. The South East Asian setting, however, is new.  I was inspired to write Tea and Other Ayama Na Tales by my travels to Thailand, Singapore, Viet Nam, and especially Cambodia, a country still recovering from a  genocide and, at the same time, coping with rapid modernization. I wanted to try to imagine what that felt like. As the stories evolved, I saw that I was combining elements of settings from various countries, so it seemed natural at some point to create a new country.

1979 SEMIFINALIST: You even went so far in your creation of this country as to create an Ayama Na language and you use it in your stories – how did you come up with the language?

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That’s right, you all know what this image means…we got a rejection letter…yay! (note sarcasm)

The first of the eight that went out has come back with a “thanks but no thanks”.  I’m disappointed that this didn’t work out because I continue to really like this story and this is (I think) its third rejection.

I feel like that means I should take it back to the drawing board, but as discussed previously, I was aiming a bit high last year, and even the people that rejected it this year are pretty difficult to crack, so maybe it’s just not a story that can crack that larger market?  I think I’ll send it out one more time and if it comes back I’ll send it to revision hell.

On the upside (we must always find an upside) they got back to me very quickly which is always great because then you can put stories back into circulation quickly.

Updated Stats (for those of you keeping score): 1 of 8 rejected, 7 still out there working their magic.

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Tea and other Ayama Na Tales.  Eleanor Bluestein.  Short Fiction Collection.

Today 1979 Semi-Finalist is featuring a stop on Eleanor Bluestein’s Blog Tour for her debut short fiction collection, Tea and other Ayama Na Tales.  Today’s post is my review of Bluestein’s book, but please come back on Monday, April 20th, for my interview with her.

On Monday I will also be announcing the winner of a free copy of her book courtesy of Ms. Bluestein,  BkMk Press and TLC Book Tours.  Enter to win by posting the name of your favorite short fiction collection (or stand alone story, or novel if you’re not big on short fiction – yet!) in the comments below and come back Monday to see who won.*

Bluestein’s Ayama Na is an amazing and intricately drawn world, so well conceived and elegantly plotted that if she didn’t admit straight off that it was fictional I would have spent hours online searching for the tiny nation, wondering how I’d missed it in the history and geography classes of my youth.

I don’t know what inspired Bluestein to create such a layered and fascinating nation for her fictional tales, but it’s a stroke of genius.  I loved how her stories flowed together, they were arranged in the perfect order, one flowing into another flawlessly, the characters connected by their Ayama Na heritage, but not connected so closely that our journey through Ayama Na was small.  I felt through the stories a complete sense of the entire nation of Ayama Na from its war torn countrysides to its teeming and shaky urban development.

I thought Hamburger School, AIBO or Love at First Sight, and North of The Faro were incredibly well crafted tales – beautifully written character studies within her fascinating world.  They were the true standouts for me of the collection.

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I’m kind of a jerk.

Especially lately, I’m not that fun to be around (feel free to ask Adam for confirmation).  My humor, if present at all lately, is self deprecating, or sharp and pointy and mean.

I think this isn’t something that I “achieved” overnight.  It’s something I’ve been working on for years…and now, unemployed and working non-stop on a book that just won’t freaking let itself be finished, I sometimes feel like I’ve kind of imploded on myself.

So it was nice to see this (YOU MUST CLICK THE LINK!) today and realize I’m still human, and maybe not as cynical and jerky as I thought I was.  I don’t watch and in fact pretty much revile  American Idol, Dancing With the Stars, and Britain, Spain, Australia, Whoever has Talent…or any of their ilk, and yet I had goosebumps when this woman sang like I haven’t had in…well, I can’t remember how long…and by the end my eyes were honest to gods misty…I think a tear might have even rolled out onto a cheek.

And let’s just talk about the fact that from what she says about herself, AND the performance, she could not have picked a better song in all the world.  I’ve always loved that song, since I was a teenager, but this just gave it a whole new dimension to me.

I wish all the world will watch this, and take a step back and be less cynical…even if it’s just once a day, to allow for the possibility of more extraordinary women like Susan Boyle to be heard – because they’re out there – I know they are.

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Like You’d Understand, Anyway.  Jim Shepard.  Short Fiction Collection.

I feel a little bit like I’m the guy Shepard is talking to in the title.  Because, sometimes, I just didn’t understand (anyway?).  There were stories in this collection that I absolutely adored (The Zero Meter Diving Team; Proto-Scorpions of the Silurian; The First South Central Australian Expedition; Eros 7;  Courtesy for Beginners; and Sans Farine) but others left me bored and frustrated.

I don’t blame Shepard though, he’s a beautiful writer,  and I suspect that it’s more my failing as a reader. Shepard deals largely in this collection with brotherly relationships – and I certainly don’t have a problem with brotherly relationships, but as a woman, it’s not my most relatable subject matter…and so when most of the stories trend this way (as they do) I found myself a little bored.

Additionally, Shepard writes in a fantastically descriptive way and I just generally prefer a more sparse style.  For example, in Eros 7, which turned out to be one of my favorite stories, the first line that really truly drew me in was:

“I will become, then, the tenth person, the sixth Russian, and the first woman in space.”

Great sentence, but it comes three paragraphs in, and buried at the end of one.  Now, this doesn’t matter too much when I’m reading a collection, because I’ve already committed to (and likely purchased) the book, but if I’m reading a story in a literary magazine, then if you don’t have a line that draws me in before the third paragraph, I’ve probably already put your piece down.

Chalk it up to a short attention span and (relative) youth I guess and I’m happy to take the blame for it…but as a writer of both full length and short fiction works I guess I feel like it’s asking for a lot these days to make me wait three or four paragraphs for the great sentence that maybe just should have been the first line.  Perhaps more established writers like Shepard (he’s previously published the novel Project X and Love and Hydrogen: New and Selected Stories as well as a handful of other works including five more novels) have the clout, either through name or reputation that better readers than me will hang in there with him regardless of when the hook comes in the story.  Certainly all of the pieces in this collection were published by incredibly prestigious publications (including McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, and Tin House) – but I don’t honestly believe that a less established writer would be given such a long rope…and that pisses me off a little bit.

In the end, I can’t condemn the collection, beyond having a fantastic title and cover (which are two of my “should I buy it benchmarks”), the stories, even the ones that didn’t wow me, were still incredibly well crafted and strong – telling tales that quite frankly – may be beyond me.  But it just did not speak to me personally or emotionally.  I got bogged down in descriptive details that I didn’t care about and even had trouble understanding and connecting to the various relationships Shepard presented.  When it worked for me (Courtesy for Beginners) it worked so very well, but when it didn’t (My Aescheylus) I was epically disappointed.

I’m going to log it at 3 Stars – solidly in the middle – with the knowledge that it probably deserves better.  Maybe I’ll try it again in another couple years and see if I’ve matured to Shepard’s level.

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