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#103 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

March 17, 2008 in boyfriends, cartoons, comic of the day, comics, relationships | 9 comments

It’s funny because it’s true. Well okay, maybe not funny, but it is true.

Please forgive me if the comics are on the suck-y side this week, I worked long hours last week, including all day that Sunday and then pretty much all weekend this past weekend…I am totally spent, and have not only no energy or inspiration for comics this week, but literally no time for them either. That said, I’ll do my best, and maybe we’ll get lucky, sometimes when you’re in that borderline hallucinogenic state some crazy hilarious stuff comes out…let’s all hope for that.

#102 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

March 14, 2008 in blogging, cartoons, comic of the day, comics, rants | 2 comments

The last of the “search term” comics…so sad for me, these have been some good fun. I think I’ll make them a recurring feature of Rabid Lamb…but maybe one at a time and not two weeks worth…

#101 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

March 13, 2008 in ass, boobs, cartoons, comic of the day, comics, entertainment, kim kardashian, sexbots, whores | 6 comments

Seriously people? Seriously.

Although, given the sexbot queries I’ve had, perhaps Kim Kardashian’s EXACT body dimensions are a good thing to have on hand. Y’know, just at the ready, in case one should decide one weekend to build a sexbot after one finishes rebuilding the deck, or the kids swingsets, you never know…

#100 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

March 12, 2008 in boobs, breasts, cartoons, comic of the day, comics | 7 comments

Strip #100! Whooo! Time does fly.

As a sidenote, I cannot find a book called “How To Sleep Peacefully Without Love”, so that theory is shot.

I also didn’t get directed to my own site when I googled it so that’s good. However, when I googled it I did get a series of somewhat disturbing sites about some of the following: The Chillow Pillow; Willpower Plus +; Even Without Love, A Marriage Is Still A Marriage; and my personal favorite – “Is It Immoral To Have Sex With Your Partner While They Sleep?”…

I’m going to go out on a limb here for that last one and say, “Probably Yes.”

#99 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

March 11, 2008 in cartoons, comic of the day, comics | 9 comments

Yeah, I couldn’t have even made up that one in panel three. On further reflection (and comment from Adam) it must be the title of a book or something, but man is it intense…and why the hell did it take them to my blog?!?

#98 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

March 10, 2008 in blogging, boobs, cartoons, comic of the day, comics | 3 comments

Sorta NSFW…in a cartoony way, again.

That’s right folks, the “blog search terms” comics continue this week. I only planned to do a week of these comics originally, but I had so many great words and phrases I couldn’t bear to stop. This is the last week of it though, I promise. And it may be the last time I ever get to do it, as I’ve noticed in the last few months the “blog search terms” have become much more pedestrian.

As for today’s comic, in case you were the person asking the question in panel four, the sign will definitely help, but you probably don’t need it if you just wear something really really low cut. Hope I could be a help.

Everyone have a good weekend? I worked really hard, mostly on Sunday, which was surprisingly satisfying, but I still need to find a way to balance fun with productivity, suggestions welcome…

Rabid Lamb Logo Premiere…!

March 10, 2008 in art, artists, cartoons, comics, graphic design, rabid lamb | 9 comments

Here is the long awaited (well maybe for me, more than you) Rabid Lamb Logo. I expect it will go through many drafts, but here’s the first one. Huge thanks to Adam for actually designing and drawing the actual rabid lamb…who I am thinking of calling Ham Head…

#97 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics ~ Guest Artist Adam Greene

March 7, 2008 in art, artists, awesomeness, cartoons, comic of the day, comics, entertainment, writing | 11 comments

Here it is, in all its gorgeous glory, the first Rabid Lamb guest strip. Adam tends to be more about beautiful cartooning and artistry and details while I am more about the writing or the “joke”. Sadly, even if I had the skill he does, there is just no way I could measure up to the standard he has set with this strip in a daily comic, there just aren’t enough hours to set aside for it. He has promised to do another one soon though…so feel free to hassle him until he gets it done. Additionally, Adam has a great blog of his own, that is mostly about film, although a few other things slip in there on occasion, which I urge everyone to check out: www.dudehesthestallion.wordpress.com.

Also, coming on Monday, Adam has drawn a great mascot for Rabid Lamb Comics, so I’ll be assembling the new logo over the weekend…it should premiere with Monday’s strip. There are also some book reviews coming up that will post today and over the weekend I think…

Thank you Adam – I LOVE it.

#96 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

March 6, 2008 in boyfriends, cartoons, comic of the day, comics, entertainment, relationships, technology, television | 6 comments

What are people thinking?! Crazy stuff.

Project Runway last night…I’m not surprised…were you?

I had this whole rant I wanted to do about The Millionaire Matchmaker (yes, I’ve seen enough episdoes that I have to admit I “watch” the show – but since I watch it largely for comedic value does that make it slightly less disturbing? I think so) anyway, on the finale of Matchmaker this past week, a millionaire (and a good catch of one too – attractive, 6’4, well spoken, educated, not creepy, and well…a MILLIONAIRE) proposed to his date on their first date. And crazier news, the bitch said yes! WHAT?!?!?!?! What world am I living in?

They had known each other for less than 24 hours and spent less than six hours together. INSANE. But it made me think a little bit about the rush that everyone seems to be in to get married, well okay, it didn’t make me want to think about it, it made me want to rant about it angrily on my blog. So here we are.

What is the freaking rush people? How can you possibly know someone can be a good partner for you in six months…even a year is pushing it if you ask me. Nine times out of ten I’d say proposing before you’ve known each other for a year is insane (there are exceptions – Jessica if you’re reading I probably mean you ;). know there is, especially on a woman’s side of things, a rush if you’re in your thirties and want to have children, but you know what – rushing into the wrong relationship, or even one that seems good but hasn’t had the chance to develop yet because you haven’t even been with that person for an entire year (!) is crazy…sure you might get your kid(s) by the time you’re 36 or 38 or 40 or whatever your magic number for that is, but maybe you’ll be in a crappy marriage too…or divorced…or I don’t know, what’s worse than a crappy marriage?

It’s just silly.

#95 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

March 5, 2008 in blogging, cartoons, comic of the day, comics, robots, sexbots, technology | 10 comments

I’m really enjoying this whole “phrases people have used to find my blog” bit, I wish I could just keep it up indefinitely, but it’s got to end…we’ve got one or two more coming, and don’t forget about Adam’s beautiful guest strip premiering on Friday.

Update: The more I think about this, the more the “free sexbot” thing is funny. Because it’s not just that someone was looking for a sexbot, which doesn’t REALLY exist…I mean we’re getting there, but you know, you don’t just like pick one up in Best Buy for a couple hundred bucks…but he (yes, I’m assuming he) was looking for a FREE sexbot. Like there are people all over the city going, “Hey, you know what I’m really sick of? My sexbot. I wonder if I can off load it onto somebody…Hmmm.”

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