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My friend Josh sent me this link to Marvel’s “Women of Marvel” Halloween Costumes and said he thought it would be good “fodder for my blog”.  And he’s so right.  But I must be tired of fighting this unwinable (not a word) fight because all I can come up with is REALLY MARVEL? REALLY!?!

Actually, I tried, but even exhausted, I can’t just say nothing.  I know we (I’m speaking for all women everywhere here – so that should tell you how tired I am) do sometimes like to dress up like sluts for Halloween – it’s a nice opportunity to get our slutty selves out there with less public shaming, cause it’s Halloween and well, anything goes!  And we can just pretend tomorrow that it didn’t happen!  But c’mon Marvel, do you really have to stoop to the absolute lowest freaking common denominator?

First of all, a superheroine costume is pretty slutty to begin with – all skin tight and ridiculous – it’s not like you actually have to make it sluttier.  I mean, until now I wasn’t even sure it was possible in some cases.  The Spider-girl costume is perhaps the most disgusting, because, I don’t know, she’s SPIDERGIRL.  I mean, I’ll give you the Emma Frost/White Queen costume, because frankly, compared to some of Emma’s outfits that costume is actually pretty tame (although SUPER tacky – Emma would never be caught dead in that shit).  BUT WTF…AN AMERICAN DREAM COSTUME?  That’s barely even a real character!  And that’s not remotely HER COSTUME!

I’m sorry, AM I SHOUTING?! IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I AM INSANE WITH RAGE.

Ahem.  Yeah, “American Dream” barely a real superhero…I mean, even comic nerds that see you in this costume are going to be all…”Really?  American Dream?  She’s uh…so…uh…minor. Where’s Storm, or Jean Grey, or She-Hulk, or Ms. Marvel, or…I mean the list is endless.”  So those of you who don’t know about superheroes, you might want to stick with Hooker Spider-girl, or Working Girl Black Cat, which, though completely fucking ridiculous, are at least superheroes people will actually recognize…sort of.

I didn’t draw this.  But it’s cute…and I’m convinced I could have drawn it and thus somehow I feel okay about posting it… :)

Does anyone have any great Halloween plans?  Adam and I are staying in to watch scary movies.  Not the most exciting or creative option, I know, but we’ve been lacking in quality time spent together, so I’m looking forward to it.  There will also probably be candy involved, so that is exciting too. 

Happy Halloween to all of you – I hope you all have a great night and a great weekend – and that none of you get so drunk that you forget to vote on Tuesday…well unless you’re not voting for my guy…in which case, forget away!

Happy Halloween everyone!  I hope you are all wearing at least a semblance of a costume today, although I’m sure many of you disappointed me…don’t turn yourself in…I can see you from the guilt radiating off your non-costumed body.

Here’s a funny, but horrifying little article about how zombies will someday be a real life problem, and not just a movie problem.  It’s no secret that zombies scare the crap out of me…suddenly I feel like becoming a republican and getting a big sawed off shot gun…well okay, not becoming a republican, that’s too scary…even for Halloween. 

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this is my favorite one thus far.  what do you guys think?

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sidenote:  Adam refuses to wear those kitten ears, even on Halloween, despite how hilariously adorable they look on him.  So i figured, since it’s my comic world…he’s wearing them.  Maybe I’ll make him wear them ALWAYS in my comic world.

sidenote 2:  I sadly did NOT go home with the Giraffe. 

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A picture of my brother 20 some years ago, looking at a jack-o-lantern and apparently taking a little bite out of the table…

Halloween baby!

I love Halloween.

Something about Fall, which I also love, and the idea of being something else…anything else, for a little while. Plus, while anything might happen on Halloween there is much less expectation than with a holiday like the always sucking New Years, which can’t ever possibly live up to the hype and expectation (I really really hate New Years…can’t remember ever having a good one).

There’s also something naughty and juvenile about Halloween that appeals to me…the idea of being 14 or 15 and on a “date” with a boy you have a big crush on and being at a scary haunted house and that being the perfect excuse to be scared and maybe flirty…if a 14 year old even really knows what flirty is (I know I didn’t). And I love being scared, even though I’m a scaredy cat, and prone to being easily startled, and having nightmares about zombies. I guess the bottom line is that Halloween turns me on in a kind of juvenile and almost innocent way, whatever it is, the shit makes me happy.

So as my depression has been lifting (about damn time) and I’ve finally begun to enjoy one of my favorite months as my favorite holiday approaches (just in the nick of time) I was thinking of Halloween’s past and came across a couple photos…so I thought I’d share. I’m looking for one that is mysteriously missing of my famous randomly blinking devil horns (that year I went as “the world going to hell in a handbasket” – yeah nobody “got it”, but I liked it). The blinking horns are a crowd favorite and probably the best 10 bucks I’ve ever spent. I’ll be wearing them, as per tradition, on Wednesday at work, but I haven’t decided whether to wear the fun pink wig yet…thoughts?

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There’s something great about wigs…and having awesome short hair, but only temporarily :)

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And bangs that go away when you’re tired of them (much opposed to what I’ve got going on currently)
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I know this one isn’t in color, but it’s a great little photo…and the hair looks platinum, which almost makes me want to switch back to it again. Also, I’m in my favorite hoodie sweatshirt. Hoodie sweatshirts are also awesome.

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Me in a pumpkin patch when I was little. Pumpkin patches are awesome.

What have we learned today class? Pumpkin patches, hoodie sweatshirts, Halloween, pink wigs, and blinking devil horns are all awesome. And New Years Eve sucks.