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NYC v LA Round 5: Pets

September 8, 2010 in lists, los angeles, new york city, nyc vs la | Permalink

If you want to read what this series of posts is all about, go here.

Disclaimer:

So I thought I’d do a pros and cons for each of the cities (NYC and LA) based on 15 categories of my choosing – i.e the kind of things that are important to me about a place that I chose to live. For example, since I don’t have any children, so you won’t see “education” on the list, but I do love to eat sandwiches, so “food” will definitely be on the list.

Keep in mind these are MY pros and cons…pros and cons that I have come to after living in LA for five years (2000 – 2005) and then living in New York for five years (2005 – 2010). This is intended to be a fun (and funny) list, and is not to be taken seriously, but I hope some of you, especially those of you who have lived in both places (or experienced them) will enjoy it. Come back tomorrow for Round 6.

05. PETS

I have been craving having a pet that’s not a goldfish for a long time now.

I used to want a dog, and though I still want a dog I’ve become a bit obsessed with kitties (this is mostly Adam’s fault). I’m getting old…I want to be a grown up that has a pet and maybe access to outdoor space that doesn’t also belong to the rest of the world. These things don’t seem to be possible in NYC the way they might be in LA.

Reasons why I can’t have a cat in NYC:

My current apartment is stuffed to the gills, with not a square inch of space available for a litter box.

My apartment gets zero air flow and cross breeze, even when it’s windy outside (though I will never understand how this is possible). So the smells that are in this apartment? Are REALLY in this apartment. It’s bad enough with two people in here…adding a pet is not a good idea.

This apartment is small…it’s two people living in 450 Square Feet…450 well laid out, well organized square feet, but still. I’d feel bad adding a pet to that equation.

I’m broke all the time, which is not a good environment to bring an animal that needs food and toys and likely regular medical care (which I don’t even get) into.

Technically I’m not allowed to have pets in this apartment (though it doesn’t seem to stop some people).

Reasons why I can’t have a dog in NYC:

All of the above “cat” reasons, plus I live on the fourth floor and am way too lazy to take a dog out as frequently as he needs and deserves.

Plus, I don’t want to add to the piles (and smells) of shit, even though I’d always clean up after my dog, that line NYC streets with regularity.

Do some of these apply to LA? Sure, but based on where and how I lived in LA previously (in ground floor apartments in neighborhoods conducive to walking pets, in large roomy apartments, with windows that frequently caught lovely breezes) that it’s much more doable, realistic and less painful in LA than NYC.

I REALLY want a cat, hence – Advantage: LA

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NYC v LA Round 4: Green Living

September 7, 2010 in lists, los angeles, new york city, nyc vs la | 2 comments

If you want to read what this series of posts is all about, go here.

Disclaimer:

So I thought I’d do a pros and cons for each of the cities (NYC and LA) based on 15 categories of my choosing – i.e the kind of things that are important to me about a place that I chose to live. For example, since I don’t have any children, so you won’t see “education” on the list, but I do love to eat sandwiches, so “food” will definitely be on the list.

Keep in mind these are MY pros and cons…pros and cons that I have come to after living in LA for five years (2000 – 2005) and then living in New York for five years (2005 – 2010). This is intended to be a fun (and funny) list, and is not to be taken seriously, but I hope some of you, especially those of you who have lived in both places (or experienced them) will enjoy it. Come back tomorrow for Round 5.

04. GREEN LIVING

Because LA is so beautiful and has so much nature in it and surrounding it, I’d be inclined to give the advantage to LA, but the reality is, if only because I don’t own a car and generally commute by walking or mass transit (and yes, sometimes, too frequently, by cab), my PERSONAL environmental footprint is much smaller in NYC than it was in LA where I commuted via car from Studio City to Santa Monica five days a week.

I miss my car. I sometimes cry for my car. However, it’s cheaper, faster, and more earth friendly to live in NYC and travel by train, bus, foot, and occasional cab ride. And whenever I’m missing my car too hard, I try to remember that hour long commute from work every day that had me ready to gouge my eyes out with cupholders by the time I left LA in 2005. Sometimes (okay, often) the subway is inconvenient and a pain (and there are rats! Aggh!), but the car was sometimes too (well, no rats)…in addition to being an expensive liability

In both LA and NYC I recycled and did my best in other ways to be green, although I certainly do more now than I did in 2000 to 2005, if only because times are changing. But the reality is that the car is that thing that really makes the difference, and as much as I love it and miss it, I can admit that it’s better for the rest of the world that I don’t have it. The goods news is that if/when I move back to LA, they’ve made great strides (not enough, but still great) in automobiles and I can get a Hybrid for a semi-reasonable cost that will be much less harsh on the environment. Still, Advantage: NYC

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NYC v LA Round 3: Food

September 3, 2010 in lists, los angeles, new york city, nyc vs la | 8 comments

If you want to read what this series of posts is all about, go here.

Disclaimer:

So I thought I’d do a pros and cons for each of the cities (NYC and LA) based on 15 categories of my choosing – i.e the kind of things that are important to me about a place that I chose to live. For example, since I don’t have any children, so you won’t see “education” on the list, but I do love to eat sandwiches, so “food” will definitely be on the list.

Keep in mind these are MY pros and cons…pros and cons that I have come to after living in LA for five years (2000 – 2005) and then living in New York for five years (2005 – 2010). This is intended to be a fun (and funny) list, and is not to be taken seriously, but I hope some of you, especially those of you who have lived in both places (or experienced them) will enjoy it. Come back tomorrow for Round 4.

03. FOOD

People are going to kill me for this, because NYC has great food. Pretty much any food you can imagine, and some of the most amazing restaurants in the world. But it’s a long held belief (stereotype?) that NYC has mediocre Mexican food (one of my favorite cuisines) and it’s pretty well proven out. I’ve found a few places I like, but nothing that beats the Mexican food I had in LA.

In NYC I will miss: Ithaca, Urban Lobster, Pearl Oyster Bar, Katz’s, Corner Bistro, Acme, Sabor a Mexico, Olives, and the powerful margaritas at Cilantro.

But in LA I have long been missing (and sometimes dreaming about): Bay Cities, Malibu Seafood, Casa Vega, Matsuda Seafood, Fritto Misto, Kay & Dave’s (best hamburger I’ve ever had), Little Toni’s, Taverna Tony, La Serenada, Fred 62, and even Baja Fresh.

NYC does have one secret weapon working for it and that is LOBSTER ROLLS. Many of you have heard me rave about how much I love these and I will miss them immensely when they become more difficult to obtain (LA has only two restaurants that definitely carry them as far as I can tell – but I’ve yet to do the taste test).

But LA has a secret weapon too, and that secret weapon is YELLOW MUSTARD. You would not believe how difficult it is to get simple yellow mustard in New York. Not only that, but most New Yorkers apparently do not understand what you’re saying when you ask about it. Watch this reenactment of me ordering a sandwich:

ME: Do you have yellow mustard?

NEW YORKER: Yeah, yeah, sure.

ME: Not brown mustard – yellow.

NEW YORKER: Yeah, we have yellow.

ME (unsure): Okay, then I’d like some yellow mustard on the sandwich too.

NEW YORKER: No problem.

Two minutes later, opening my sandwich in the park.

ME: Sonofabitch!

Imagine a sandwich drenched in brown mustard.

This has happened no less than two dozen times to me verbatim in New York. Eventually I learned to just stop asking. But I’m still miserable. In a city that has EVERYTHING why can’t I get a sandwich with yellow mustard on it? Access to lobster rolls cannot defeat something as simple as the ability to have a sandwich the way you’d like it. Advantage: LA

NYC v LA Round 2: Weather

September 2, 2010 in lists, los angeles, new york city, nyc vs la | Permalink

If you want to know what this is all about…go here.

Disclaimer:

So I thought I’d do a pros and cons for each of the cities (NYC and LA) based on 15 categories of my choosing – i.e the kind of things that are important to me about a place that I chose to live. For example, since I don’t have any children, so you won’t see “education” on the list, but I do love to eat sandwiches, so “food” will definitely be on the list.

Keep in mind these are MY pros and cons…pros and cons that I have come to after living in LA for five years (2000 – 2005) and then living in New York for five years (2005 – 2010). This is intended to be a fun (and funny) list, and is not to be taken seriously, but I hope some of you, especially those of you who have lived in both places (or experienced them) will enjoy it. Come back tomorrow for Round 3.

02. WEATHER

On the surface this seems like an easy one, as it’s beautiful in Los Angeles for about 360 of 365 days in a year, but living in New York did make me remember how much I missed actual seasons.

It’s wonderful for fall to arrive and kill summer with its lovely breezy death blows. And spring is all the more rewarding to see and feel on your skin after a long winter. And I actually don’t mind winter. It’s a nice chance to wear all those cute clothes and there’s something cozy and deliciously romantic to me about winter in New York (although it feels less so in late February and March, when you’re really ready for winter to be over)

But summer.

Summer is what loses this battle for New York.

If New York weather was 9 months of spring/fall and 3 months of winter, I think I’d give it to New York, even though some of those winter days I know I’d be wishing for sunny days and balmy LA breezes.

But there’s maybe nothing I hate more than summer in New York. Hot, sticky, and miserable. It’s three plus months of misery and I catch myself spending much of the year dreading those coming months. Advantage: LA

NYC v LA Round 1: Culture & History

September 1, 2010 in lists, los angeles, new york city | 17 comments

This massive multi-part post is spawned by the fact that I’ve been pretty mopey about missing Los Angeles lately (summer in New York does that to me), and Adam’s been pretty “Eh” when I talk about how great L.A. is.

Adam and I do plan to move back to LA eventually, but since life is currently in utter chaos i.e. I’ve recently started working again after a long bout of unemployment; my book is out to publishers…sort of, and who knows if or when it will ever sell; and the city of New York continues to build the Second Avenue subway right outside my bedroom window; and for some reason has been constantly shutting off our hot water, or just our water period, we really have no idea when we’re going to go back to LA. And frankly, Adam is hot and cold.. He has always said he’s going, and that he wants to go, but he has other legitimate priorities some of which are best accomplished here. The same way there is always another reason to add to the list for me going, I can see him finding another reason to add to the list for staying, which is only fair, he loves it here, and if we do ever move back I know he’ll miss the city like crazy. It got me wondering what I would miss if we moved to LA?

So I thought I’d do a pros and cons for each of the cities based on 15 categories of my choosing – i.e the kind of things that are important to me about a place that I chose to live. For example, since I don’t have any children, so you won’t see “education” on the list, but I do love to eat sandwiches, so “food” will definitely be on the list.

The first one, CULTURE & HISTORY is below…but come back every day for a new round.

Keep in mind these are MY pros and cons…pros and cons that I have come to after living in LA for five years (2000 – 2005) and then living in New York for five years (2005 – present). This is intended to be a fun list, and is not to be taken seriously, but I hope some of you, especially those of you who have lived in both places (or experienced them) will enjoy it.

01. CULTURE & HISTORY

LA is a much more culturally rich and diverse city than many people think, but at the end of the day I just don’t think it can compete with NYC.

NYC is older and more beautiful in everything from its buildings to its parks. It seems to have more museums, more history, more preserved culture, more diversity, more historic landmarks, more festivals, more street fairs, and even more film festivals – which is kind of embarrassing considering LA is a city built on movies.

I would say that while pound for pound it’s possible the cities are equal if someone did a scientific study, the difference is that in NYC you feel it without even trying, whereas with LA I feel you have to seek it out a bit.

Even without being a person who deliberately tries to experience culture you feel it here in NYC – whether it be a trip to Ellis Island or just driving down Fifth Avenue and experiencing the architecture. For example, if you walk across the Brooklyn Bridge from Manhattan (an iconic, historic, and culture rich experience in and of itself) you can see the Statue Of Liberty to your right, the seaport to your right and below you, Brooklyn stretching out in front of you, and probably a million other things I don’t even realizing I’m seeing. And then on your way back you can see the whole massive impressive breath of Manhattan.

There are other ways in which LA can totally hand NYC it’s ass (like Mexican food!), but this just isn’t one of them. In my five years in LA I never had an experience like that…like walking the Brooklyn Bridge and feeling both the history of the Statue of Liberty and then the immediacy and potency of the city skyline full of life.

LA is a fantastic city and there truly is no end in sight for the culture available to explore if one is so inclined, but it just can’t compete with one of the most culture rich cities on the planet, in NYC you don’t have to want to explore it…it’s at your front door, on your street, in your walk to work, at your favorite lunch spot…you can’t escape it if you wanted to. Advantage: NYC

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#154 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

June 4, 2008 in boyfriends, cartoons, comic of the day, comics, craptastic, new york city | 6 comments

And so ends the sequential strip. A bit anti-climatic, like everything with me, I had slightly different intentions throughout the strip, but this is where we ended up based on time (and skill).

Since the sequential strip worked out well though and nobody hated it, I may bring it back. I have an idea for another strip that will take two days I think, so maybe we’ll try the “short sequential strip” next. Thanks for hanging in there.

I still need I.D. and a business card to get to work because my street is blocked off and filled with like 40 cops. This is of course just a minor hassle, but the whole 40 cops thing is frustrating, every time I see them they are literally standing around doing nothing. So I end up feeling A) those are my tax dollars at work? and B) I don’t like having 40 cops just standing around doing nothing as it looks scary and intimidating. While all they seem to want to do is chat at each other and glare at passersby, they all have guns and clubs and shit…it’s a pretty uncomfortable feeling.

Also, much like my feeling about airport security, I don’t really believe the street is any safer just because I get carded before coming in. Delivery drivers and even the occasional food delivery guy has been able to make it into our office (and I’m sure others) so that tells me that they are letting plenty of people through with less hassle than they are giving me. People who want to do something wrong, or just want access and are motivated…are not timid, so really, the cops and barricade are only keeping out the most timid of people who would probably never try to get access for the wrong reasons anyway. Security is a sham. I wonder if the cops even buy it.

#152 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

June 2, 2008 in cartoons, comic of the day, comics, new york city | 9 comments

Hello all. Hope you had a great weekend. I’m on a real roll with crappy weekends over here, so I’m hoping to break that next weekend, but there’s a whole five days of hellish work before I can even give that a try.

Let me talk for one second about parades. What the F? Who the F goes to parades in this day and age. I can see where a parade was once an exciting thing…but now? In 2008?! What the F is the draw?

Perhaps you can tell I had a nasty run-in with a parade on Sunday.

On my way to writing group I grabbed a cab since I was running late and in what should have been a simple 10 minute (and eight dollar) cab ride across town, everything was shut down because there was a stupid f’ing parade starting and all of 5th Avenue was closed from the mid-50’s all the way to the upper 80’s. For those of you not familiar with New York, I live on the Upper East Side and Central park is in my ‘hood. There are only a few streets that cross the park, in the 60’s, 80’s, and 90’s. Because of where I live, I usually cross over at 86th Street, but since everything was closed, my cabbie ended up having to take me down to 45th Street and then up and around the park, costing me more than 20 bucks and making me almost 40 minutes late for my meeting.

All because some stupid morons wanted to walk around in the hot sun in a line and other morons wanted to stand in the hot sun and watch those morons walk around in a line. It made me hate everything. Sunshine, People, Love, and Happiness. What a way to end the weekend. I guess one man’s happiness parade is my personal hell.

Sidenote: I have no issue with whatever the parades might be about (in this case I think it was an Israeli Parade) but it could be a parade for Atheist Feminisit Comic Book Enthusiast Women Writer’s of America and I still would hate the people particpating with the heat of a thousand suns.

#151 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

May 30, 2008 in cartoons, comic of the day, comics, new york city | 8 comments

Somehow this whole bit seemed funnier in my head than how it came out. Sigh. Isn’t that always the case? Anyway, we are drawing to a close on the sequential strip, maybe Monday and Tuesday to close things out…we’ll see. I hope you’ve all enjoyed it, I’ve been a little frustrated that the comments have been kind of less for this arc, but feedback has been positive, so maybe we’ll do one again sometime soon.

As for the real world, anyone on here who knows where I work in Manhattan (very few of you I’m sure) – I did not die in this crane collapse on 91st Street and First Avenue (the exact street I work on and about half a block away from my office building). It’s making work kind of impossible and I’m the only one in the office (and they’ve closed the street since I got through this morning so I may be the only one here all day), but all my people, and it appears all our sister office’s people are accounted for, so we’re all quite lucky actually.

What a start to the weekend.

#149 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

May 28, 2008 in cartoons, comic of the day, comics, craptastic, entertainment, new york city | 3 comments

As Paul pointed out in the comments section yesterday, at least you can all say you’ve learned how to hail and negotiate with a livery cab driver in New York (though I caved perhaps too easily, after a long day twenty bucks seemed reasonable to escape Madison Avenue for the comforts of home).

We’ve got a few more days of sequential work coming…I expect to finish up this particular storyline on Monday or Tuesday. What do you think? Do you like the continuing storyline…or not so much?

#148 ~ Rabid Lamb Comics

May 27, 2008 in cartoons, comic of the day, comics, craptastic, entertainment, new york city | 2 comments

Good times!

For the non-New Yorker’s out there – in panel three “balloon Kelly” is trying to hail a cab and is approached by a ‘livery cab’. These are legitimate cabs (well mostly) but they don’t have a meter, so you need to negotiate a price before you get in. Also, to give you some perspective, the metered cab ride that I took from my neighborhood to this event (in heavier traffic headed downtown than I would get headed uptown) cost about twelve bucks, and I gave him fifteen bucks, so even with a good tip, that trip shouldn’t be more than fifteen dollars. Livery cabs generally cost a little more, but not double.

Hope everyone had a great holiday weekend. Mine blew. What a shock. Onto the next, right?

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