I found (not that it is difficult) two brilliant bits on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency today. 

Check out:  My Life, Rewritten As A Chinese Takeout Menu And Slipped, Unwanted, Under My Door by Matt Marinovich.  Which is just hilarious, and far too true.

Also, from a few weeks ago, this brilliant piece that I totally wish I’d written (and swear I could have it someone didn’t beat me to it!):  Home Tour by Kate Kershner 

Enjoy!