Yes, we’re back to this again.
I guess it’s good to know that if Adam decides to toss me, the blue collar workers of America will be waiting in the wings to scoop me up, but these encounters remain 10% flattering and bizarrely complimentary; 10% insulting to my inner (and outer?) feminist; and 80% creepy and uncomfortable…
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You know, just once, just once I wish a woman would do this to me. It would make my year. After that, I’d be set for awhile and wouldn’t need to hear it. I think I’d be too embarrassed.
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That was me in disguise giving you a ‘holla’… because you’re hot.
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Unn is my new favorite sound/pickup attack. I’m going to use it all the time, and yeah, I’ll be 80% creepy as well.
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Unn! That’s hilarious.
TK, your wish reminded me of something that happened to my husband.
A woman approached him while he was at a convenience store, pressed a card into his hand and said something like “Give me a call anytime” with that look (you know.) He said he was embarrassed but flattered and told her that he was happily married (of course!) and tried to give the card back. She wouldn’t take it and quickly walked away. When he looked at the card, it said something about “escort services”. So then he wasn’t sure if he should have felt flattered or insulted. I felt kind of bad for him because he really didn’t know how to take it.
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Trina – Once, just once, I’ve gotten “the look” from a girl. I received (rather than gave) the full body scan. I felt violated and honored all at once. If my friend wasn’t with me, I would have sworn it was a dream. As for your husband, I would stroke his ego a bit and tell him she was looking for him to be the escort because he’s so good looking. At least that’s what I would want to believe if that happened to me.
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TK42ONE: it sounds like “once just once” you did get it!
Adam: Well in that case, I’m less embarrassed but my ego feels bruised…
Paul: Unn! Was exactly what he said. It took me a few minutes to get it right…but that is it for sure. I’m sure you will have great luck using it…let me know!
Trina: Glad you like. It is more funny in retrospect I suppose
As for the escort thing, just as I can’t assume I’m actually good looking because of my “Unn!” your husband can’t assume anything about his escort card. Besides, attraction is all relative anyway… -
Kelly didnt you know pre-9am rush hour NYC subway platforms are the best spots for some “morning delight”?
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I thought this comic was gonna be about Adam shaving his beard.
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Mike: But I was walking! It should be safe, at least above ground!
jamminjabber: Don’t we all wish. Well, actually not me, except then I wouldn’t have had to have this experience…
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