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So I guess she meant did we want someone to carry it out for us, or have it delivered to our house or something, but man did her delivery leave a lot to be desired. 

It reminds me of a time that my good friend Kyle and I went to see a movie in LA years ago, I think it was Brotherhood Of The Wolf, which is a subtitled film.  We were buying our tickets at separate windows right next to each other and my teller said something to the effect of, “Miss, are you aware that this film is foreign, which means that it is subtitled, and it will be necessary to read the words on the screen in order to understand the film?”  I said yes, I was aware, and just as I finished saying this I heard Kyle’s teller say to him, “Ya gotta read it.”  To which Kyle looked at her like she was insane and said, “uh. okay”. 

It was pretty hilarious in retrospect, but pretty sad in reality.  It’s obvious that since having that film (or any foreign film?) at that theater the staff had a lot of complaints from people who didn’t understand subtitling, and were insulted to have to read while they watched their precious movie (having worked in a video store for years during college I am sadly too familiar with this phenomenon) but the difference in delivery was also pretty sad.  I think my teller, the one with the accurate, polite, and well worded explanation was perhaps the last of her kind…she was probably shot down shortly thereafter so she could be replaced by an idiot that would only say, “Ya gotta read it.” 

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I’m happy for him, but I’m sad for me.  Actually, this makes sense, because not that it is really a big deal, but it is yet another jab at me by the bitch that is karma.  Which really blows, because honestly?  I’m a pretty freaking good person, and I don’t really think I deserve the karma take down.  There must be evidence to the contrary though, because I just spent six excrutiating days trying to repair my computer and get things back to normal, only to have it do the exact thing again last night that started the whole nightmare last week.  The added bonus?  This time it looks like the hard drive crash may have somehow also fried my external hard drive in the process.  WHAT?! Which is great – because the external has, y’know everything I’ve ever written, photos from the last ten years, all the music I’ve loaded for the last 5+ years, everything.  And my little extra back up flash drive hasn’t been updated in like a year, because well, the external was supposed to be the back up. 

So I’m crossing everything I’ve got that maybe if I can’t save the drive at least some genius at Tekserve or something can save the data.  But in the meantime I have to come to work and pretend that everything I need/want/must have is not floating around in limbo somewhere.  Great.  Just great.  Karma?  Yeah, F’ you.

Is that a great happy Monday am post or what?  Yeah, sorry guys – hope you’re all faring better than I am…

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Some of you suggested this very idea this week, and it’s true that cleaning is certainly a better workout than just sitting around watching old episodes of Law & Order, but it’s not a REAL workout and I know this because I generally don’t sweat too much…I just get tired and grouchy. Also, a few of you (ahem, TK42ONE) suggested I put on weights or something while I clean, thus maximizing my cleaning/workout time. While I admit this would certainly maximize my time, I do have to ask, just how much do you WANT me to hate cleaning? Because wearing weights while I clean (which I already hate at like, a ridiculous level) takes me like right over the edge into going insane land.

As a sidenote, can we all please notice how much more attractive I have drawn myself when I am thinking about cookies…versus exercise. Coincidence? Oh, I think not.

Lastly, guess what I have to do at some point today…that’s right…dust bunnies the size of my hand are currently roaming freely across our hardwood floor…

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More clever ways to avoid working out…I hope you’re all taking notes on these brilliant suggestions!

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I use this excuse at least once every two weeks. It is a favorite gem of mine because it seems justifiable since I hate cleaning at LEAST as much as I hate working out. So I still manage to punish myself. Nice huh?

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I don’t generally think of myself as lazy, I am and always have been a hard worker and in addition to working full time (usually 50+ hours a week) I obviously do this cartoon and blog, and write fiction.  I did actually finish a novel and am working on my second.  I submit (off and on) to literary magazines and agents, as is well documented here on this blog.  I’m very productive overall with my time.  HOWEVER, when it comes to things like forcing myself to workout or deal with unpleasant things like finances etc., I am terribly bad.  When I look at my life, productive or not in its own way, I sometimes feel super lazy, because the reality is that I have almost no commute time (I walk to work) and yet I still cannot manage to do a simple daily (or even semi daily) work out on equipment that is literally right in front of me in my apartment.  And don’t say going to the gym is easier than working out at home, I hate the gym.  I actually hate everything about the gym.  There’s not one redeeming thing in it for me, whether I’m in good shape or bad. 

On to more important and less self absorbed subjects…did everyone vote today?  Assuming of course you’re in a state that votes today as I am.  It was exciting to go in and have a say in this election…it’s been a long time since I’ve been able to care or had any hope for the future.  I was really torn between Clinton and Obama and literally did not make up my mind until standing there in that booth. 

As a sidenote, I’m pretty pissed at the city of New York, because today should be all about voting, but instead of voting there are tons of people lining up since about 3am for a ridiculous NY Giants parade.  Don’t get me wrong, I understand being a fan, I understand how excited everyone is about this huge victory, and I even understand wanting to go and show support and have a great time by going to a parade with a bunch of mutual fans to welcome back your team…but why does this parade HAVE to happen on voting tuesday.  I think this sends a horrible message.  Even if the people who go to a NY Giants parade would not be the people who vote anyway, or the people who go to the parade and want to vote will still make the effort to do so, I just think it sends the wrong message.  “Hey, why care about your rights and how this country is run…when you can yell and scream at a parade, for a team that really, has nothing whatsoever to do with you?”  That’s right…you go stand at your parade…like sheep.  Don’t worry about anything else, just paint up your face and scream from the sidelines, while all your political decisions get made for you…

It makes me very sad. 

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Adam and I often talk about the Universe being constructed in our minds because of crazy things that happen.  We’re not rich, or famous, or particularly lucky though, so we must just be arrogant and creative…but as stated, the Universe generally seeks to take control back immediately after I make such bold statements…

Everyone have a good weekend?  Are you very very happy or very very sad about that crazy Superbowl win/loss.  It was a pretty boring game for a while there, but it did pick up.  I was reading Planetary (an amazing comic book) for most of the game so I suspect I missed quite a bit, but I didn’t see any commercials that really impressed…anyone?

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Ah, Kim’s Video. An awesome place. A place I will hugely miss if ever I should leave NYC. Adam will probably weep buckets. This is the kind of store not found just anywhere. The service is notoriously “snotty” with a dash of “who gives a shit” but the selection available is unbeatable. And while the service is bad in a way it’s also excellent, because everyone working there really knows their stuff and nobody is over-solicitous and “disneyland employee like”. I’ll take “who gives a shit” over “disneyland” levels of service any day.

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I want to go on the record as saying that this girl is not nearly as cute as how I have drawn her.  I kind of just love drawing cute girls – so I do it before I even realize what’s happening.  The girl who “waited” on me, was cute-ish, but not super cute as drawn above.  I really do hate St. Mark’s Comics.  I’m going to try not to go in there anymore, it drives me crazy, and I always end up buying something lame in there anyway.  I wish Jim Hanley’s was on St. Marks instead of up where it is near the Empire State building…I never have any reason to be near the Empire State building, but I can always find lots of reasons to be on St. Marks…

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It’s true, though I love a lobster roll, I didn’t actually discover them until June of 2007, when Adam and I went on a trip to see Ween in concert in New Hampshire (amazing show).  While in New Hampshire we went to Maine specifically to visit a restaurant we’d read about called Haraseeket Lobster in Freeport Maine.   That was my first lobster roll and I proceeded to eat them all weekend at any location that I could get my hands on them…and ever since that trip I have been looking for excellent lobster rolls here in the city.

Urban Lobster has become my favorite new NYC eatery, specifically for it’s amazing lobster roll.  It’s on the lower east side (LES), so it’s not exactly convenient for a meal anytime since we are on the Upper East Side (UES) – only 90 odd blocks away – no problem!  But since it is NYC everything is a pretty decent bus or subway ride away, and the East Village area (which is only a few blocks from Urban) is one of my favorite places to go on weekends, so it has pretty much become what I crave everytime we leave our neighborhood.  I suppose it is a good thing I can’t just order it anytime I want or I’d be looking at even MORE weight gain…not to mention I’d be broke…it is lobster people…even though it’s in sandwich format it’s not exactly cheap. 🙂

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